So, rather than paying someone else to do it I figured I'd dump the money into tools that will work now and let me get other things done in the future.
One such tool is an air compressor from Craftsman. 26 gallon, so, not huge, but decent enough for what I need, and a 20 gallon increase over the tiny pancake my dad has.
Ordinarily I would not consider this newsworthy, but I should let the pictures do the talking: